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The story starts with an guy insulting everyone on the IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny. For information: The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch. 127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you’re currently using, any request there will return to your computer.

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop

<bitchchecker> why do you kick me

<bitchchecker> can’t you discus normally

<bitchchecker> answer!

<Elch> we didn’t kick you

<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

<bitchchecker> what ping man

<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right

<bitchchecker> i even have dst

<bitchchecker> you banned me

<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch


<HopperHunter|afk> LOL

<HopperHunter|afk> Fuck you’re stupid, DST^^

<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!

<bitchchecker> for two weaks already

<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.

What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

<Elch> You’re a real computer expert

<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you

<Elch> ok, i’m quiet, hope you don’t show us how good a hacker you are ^^

<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you’re dead

<Elch> Eh, it’s 129.0.0.1

<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1

<Elch> yes exactly that’s it: 127.0.0.1 I’m waiting for you great attack

<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted

<Elch> Now I’m frightened

<bitchchecker> shut up you’ll be gone

<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you’re dead

<bitchchecker> say goodbye

<Elch> to whom?

<bitchchecker> to you man

<bitchchecker> buy buy

<Elch> I’m shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop

<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you’d be gone

<Metanot> lol

<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again… I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1

<bitchchecker> you’re so stupid man

<bitchchecker> say buy buy

<Metanot> ah, fuck off

<bitchchecker> buy buy elch

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

There was a tension in the room… Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve… Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop

<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch

<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?

<Elch> What’s up bitchchecker?

<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal

<bitchchecker> fire wall

<Elch> maybe, i don’t know

<bitchchecker> i’m 26

<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?

<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?

<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy

<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me

<bitchchecker> be a man turn that fuck off

<Elch> cool, didn’t know this was possible.

<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man

<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?

<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me

<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you’re a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that

<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the

<Metanot> what firewall do you have?

<bitchchecker> like a girl

<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it…you girl^^

<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you’re letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time

<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus fucker

<Elch> Noo

<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off

<bitchchecker> you’re afraid

<bitchchecker> i don’t wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall

<bitchchecker> elch turn off your fucking wall!

<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that’s an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking

<bitchchecker> shut up

<Metanot> lol

<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall

<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you’re cool and don’t dare going into the internet without a fire wall

He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn’t let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don’t have a firewall at all, only my router.

<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again

<Metanot> bitchhacker can’t hack

<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^

<bitchchecker> wort man

<Elch> bitchchecker: I’m still waiting for your attack!

<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker

<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus

<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive

<Metanot> lol ne give it up i’m a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you’re no hacker..^^

<Elch> 127.0.0.1

<Elch> it’s easy

<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you’ll be gone

<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted

<Elch> mom…

<Elch> i’ll take a look

In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

<bitchchecker> don’t need to rescue you can’t son of a bitch

<Elch> that’s bad

<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted

<Elch> yes, there’s nothing i can do about it

<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone

Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn’t matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.

<bitchchecker> tupac rules

<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too

Drive E:? Oh my ***… All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted….

<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol

<He> why doesn’t meta say anything

<Elch> he’s probably rolling on the floor laughing

<Black<TdV>> ^^

<bitchchecker> your d: is gone

<He> go on BITCH

The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I’ll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

<bitchchecker> elch man you’re so stupid never give your ip on the internet

<bitchchecker> i’m already at c: 30 percent

Should I tell him he’s not attacking my computer?

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

Too late… It’s 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias “bitchchecker”. We see that he has a “Ping timeout”. We haven’t seen him since then… must be the Daylight Saving Time.